"Hey, that's MY line!!"

You can't help but laugh when you hear your exact words from the mouths of your precious offspring.

Heard within the past three days in our house:

"Mommy, I am making you a pretend sangwich. You need to sit in your seat and be patient."

"Here is your backpack for school! Have fun at school, Mommy! Member your manners and I packed you some bug spray."

"Mommy, listen to me because I just want to say this one time. Mommy. Mommy. Look me in the eyes."

"Daddy, stop erupting me and just let me finish."