"How to Help Your Mom: Lesson One"
by Jack Everett G.
First, meticulously lay out an item from the clean pile.
Finally, line them up in perfect order along the loveseat.
I have found that Daddys usually prefer that you roll one sock at a time, and sort them with the dish towels.
Then, repeat steps. And repeat steps. And repeat steps.
On a final note, if you find nice laundry piles where Mom has folded clothing in a crisp square-like fashion and sorted it nicely by type, feel free to unfold it all, put it all back into one big pile to "re-fold" each item as I have done here. This saves her a lot of time and is a big help.
"Stay tuned for "How to Help Your Mom: Lesson Two" where I show you how to squirt a bottle of blue foaming hand soap to clean the bathroom rugs. You won't want to miss this sure-fire way to help Mom."
2 comments:
He is so precious!
I will make sure Alli makes note of this. Her methods for "folding" clothes are not nearly as neat. Really more of just bunching it up in a ball that comes undone as soon as she lets go of it. Wait, maybe I won't let Alli take lessons from Jack's rolling method 'cause at least I don't have to unroll before I refold :-)This is hillarious- that boy is funny!
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