Jack: 'Momma, I couldn't sit "Criss-cross Applesauce" (the P.C. way to say Indian Style) in the circle for Bible Story today."
Me: "Why not?"
J: "I couldn't sit that way because my pee-pee was standing up."
M: "Oh... uh... what did you do?"
J: "I just told the Sunday School teacher that I couldn't sit down because my pee-pee was standing up."
M: "Great. What did he say?"
J: "He just told me not to touch it and it would go away."
M: "Perfect."
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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That's what I keep telling Dwaine but he's not going for it.
OK, so maybe that was a little inappropriate, but I just couldn't help it.
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!!!!!!
Katrina: SO glad I have a girl...
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Ha! That was a good answer from the teacher. I would have had no idea what to tell him!
LOL!!! He sounds so funny!
Yeah, we have told him that several times since then... "Don't touch it and it will go away."
Too funny! Yes, what a great answer from the teacher. Some would freak out.
O man, i am so glad that i have a lil girl on the way too! thanks for making me even more grateful :)
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